January 2012
reizomahboy:
goldentotproductions:
i just made the biggest bowl of cheerios only to realize they aren’t honey nut
-sobs and eats them-
holy shit man are you okay.
professorrainbowscalemate asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back.
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
uwu:
“nudes her e” i posted as i cackled, quietly thinking to myself….. these people will totally think it’s a legit link
December 2011
we-have-lifdoff:
i wonder if im anyones tumblr crush
4 year old playing Pokemon gets to the cutscene with the close up of N
Him: OH MY GOD HIS FACE IS SO HAIRY
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
Rare Words
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...
gamzeesbitch:
hipster-harry-potter liked your post: also pelvic inflammatory
why are you liking everything
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
